Jingle Bells (Featuring Bob Rivers)

[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo

[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
I’m leavin' blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa? That boy’s a bitch
He caught my mom Christmas eve and tried to give her a kiss
Fo’ real, he’s no joke, the guy don't play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh
Laughing all the way, but he’s not laughin' today
We'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK’S A GONNER!
We’ll be snacking on deer, EATIN’ Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin' “Jiggle it, Baby!�
Give a new meaning to “Ho, ho, ho�
Shake that ass, girl, bumpin' booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We’ll be strippin’ that sleigh and leave you the coal

[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph’s horns, and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friends
Oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact, he'll have me listed as 'naughty' twice
Not cuz’ of the fight, or the Christmas gift heist,
But Because of all the nog I left on his wife
It’s time for old nick to move and retire
'Fore we roast his nuts on a big ass fire
Yes I’m that bad, Yes, I’m that crude
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick
I mean, when’s the last time you seen your dick
I don’t mean to throw a fit and I’m not one to bitch
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit

[Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way (check it out)
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey (yeah)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
(yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
(yo, yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA

Talkin' 2 Myself

[Intro]
Hey yo, Before I start this song man
I just want to thank everybody for being so patient
And baring with me over these last couple of years
While I figure this shit out

[Chorus - Kobe]
Is anybody out there? It feels like I'm talkin to myself
No one seems to know my struggle, and everything I come from
Can anybody hear me? Yeah, I geuss I keep talkin' to myself
It feels like I'm goin' insane, am I the one who's crazy?

Yeah
Woah-ah
Woah-ah (oh oh oh oh oh)
Woah-ah
Woah-ah (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)

[Bridge - Eminem]
So why in the world do I feel so alone
Nobody but me, I'm on my own
Is there anyone out there, who feels the way I feel? If there is then let me in so that I know that I'm not the only one

[Eminem]
I went away I geuss and opened up some lanes
But there was no one who even knew I was goin' through, growin' pains
Hatred was flwoin' through my veins, on the verge of goin' insane
I almost made a song dissin' Lil Wayne
It's like I was jealous of him 'cause of the attention he was gettin'
I felt horrible about myself, he was spittin'
And I wasn't, anyone who was buzzin' back then could have got it
Alomst went at Kanye too, got it
Feels like I'm goin' psychotic, thank God that I didn't do it
I'da had my ass handed to me, and I knew it
But proof isn't here to see me through it
I'm in the booth poppin' another pill tryin' to talk myself into it
Are you stupid? You're gon' start dissin' people for no reason
'Specially when you can't even write a decent punch line even?
You're lyin' to yourself
Your slowly dyin' you're denyin' your health is declining with your self esteem, your crying out for help

[Chorus - Kobe]
Is anybody out there? It feels like I'm talkin to myself
No one seems to know my struggle, and everything I come from
Can anybody hear me? Yeah, I geuss I keep talkin' to myself
It feels like I'm goin' insane, am I the one whose crazy?

[Bridge - Eminem]
So why in the world do I feel so alone
Nobody but me, I'm on my own
Is there anyone out there, who feels the way I feel? If there is then let me in so I know that I'm not the only one

[Eminem]
Marshall you're no longer the man, that's a bitter pill to swallow
All I know is that I'm wallowin', self-loathin' and hollow
Bottoms up on the pill bottle maybe I'll hit my bottom tomorrow
My sorrow echo's in this hall though
(Oh-oh-oo, whoa) but I must be talkin' to the wall though, I don't see nobody else
I geuss I keep talkin' to myself
But all these other rappers suck is all that I know
I've turned into a hater, I put up a false bravado
But Marshall is not an egomaniac that's not his motto
He's not a desperado he's desperate, his thoughts are bottled
Inside him, one foot on the break, one on the throttle
Fallin' alseep with writers block in the parkin' lot of Macdonald's
But instead of feelin' sorry for yourself do somethin' 'bout it
Admit you got a problem, your brain is clouded you pouted
Long enough, it isn't them its' you you fuckin' baby
Quit worryin' about what they do and do Shady, I'm fuckin' goin' crazy

[Chorus - Kobe]
Is anybody out there? It feels like I'm talkin to myself
No one seems to know my struggle, and everything I come from
Can anybody hear me? Yeah, I geuss I keep talkin' to myself
It feels like I'm goin' insane, am I the one whose crazy?

[Bridge - Eminem]
So why in the world do I feel so alone
Nobody but me, I'm on my own
Is there anyone out there, who feels the way I feel? If there is then let me in so I know that I'm not the only one

[Eminem]
So I picked myself off the ground and fuckin' swam 'fore I drowned
Hit my bottom so hard I bounced twice, suffice this time around
It's different, them last two albums didn't count
Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushin' 'em out
I've come to make it up to you now no more fuckin' around
I got something to prove to fans 'cause I feel like I let 'em down
So please except my apology I finally feel like I'm back to normal
I feel like me again, let me formally
Reintroduce myself to you for those of you who don't know no
The new me's back to the old me and homie I don't show no
Signs of slowin' up oh and I'm blowin' up all over my life is no longer a movie, but the show ain't over homos
I'm back with a vengeance, homie, Weezy keep ya' head up
T.I keep ya' head up, Kanye keep ya' head up don't let up
Just keep slayin' 'em, rest in peace to DJ AM
'Cause I know what it's like, I struggle with this shit every single day and um

[Chorus - Kobe]
Is anybody out there? It feels like I'm talkin to myself
No one seems to know my struggle, and everything I come from
Can anybody hear me? Yeah, I geuss I keep talkin' to myself
It feels like I'm goin' insane, am I the one whose crazy?

[Bridge - Eminem]
So why in the world do I feel so alone
Nobody but me, I'm on my own
Is there anyone out there, who feels the way I feel? If there is then let me in so I know that I'm not the only one

So there it is... damn, it feels like I just woke up or something. I geuss I just forgot who the fuck I was, man. Aye yo, and to anybody that I though about going at, it was never nothin' personal. It was jus' some shit I was going through. And to everybody else... I'm back (haha)

Buffalo Bill

[Eminem - Verse 1]
Better watch out sucker now I got ya where I want ya,
Onslaught, coming and I'm packing in my Lunch-a,
Bunch a missile launcher and a bunch a contra-ban,
Van full of ganja, now come on jump,
Man stop moshin Marshall on my God ya,
Doin' the cha cha and the Cucaracha with a quadri-plegic,
Boogieing down to Frank Sinatra,
Lyndsay to the Lohan naked while you let me watch ya,
Who da knew the Buddah do to me what's it's done,
Such cynicism when this isn't in my system,
Blunt hypnotism, lift the spliff up to my lip son,
So much on my hands, I got to give my kids a fist pump,
Chris-to-pher Reeves swimming in my swim trunks,
Mister, "help me" what's he said to me and then sunk,
Women skinning them and cutting them up in chunks,
In comes the woman with cocoa butter skin ones,

[Chorus]
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
Skin em up, hem em,
Sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
Upa upa up in those kilts,
Man you don't want to go up in those hills,
Up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
Buffa-buffalo bill,

[Verse 2]
Always, you can see em lurking in the hallways,
Carcasses of Caucasian females in his crawl space,
How the hell did he fit em all in such a small place,
Hide em in the wall but how long will the dry wall take,
Well f-ck it then, I got nothing but time, I'll wait,
Until it's dries for the moment I guess your all safe,
After I sand it and buff it I guess that I'll paint,
My chainsaw's outta gas my regular saw aint,
Now here I come again, damn stomach rumbling,
You can even hear the evil spirits coming from within,
Someones in, the back of my damn house rummaging,
It's a girl, she looks pretty thin but I want her skin,
Been on the hunt again, when will it ever end,
Evelyn why you trying to fight you will never win,
Severing legs, arms, damn there goes another limb,
Pull the lever then trap door, death is evident

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Now what you know about Buffalo Bill,
Nothing so chill,
F-cking hoe, you better f-cking hold still,
Make sure none of that lotion in that bucket don't spill,
Cut em gut em and just keep stuffing those girls,
Man I think she had enough of those pills,
Sedate her, then I wait her come back later just to clutch on those steel blades,
Baby when I cut ya don't squeal
I hate the loud noises I f-cking told you,
I keep hearin voices like wouldntcha like to go and get your butcher knife
And push it right through her
While you put your shishkebab skewer into her,
Barbeque her, or would you do to her what you usually do to a girl who's skins newer

[Yoda]
In a World of Sin doer this is turning into a torment tournament of sorts,
Christmas Ornament you are,

[Eminem continued]
I"ll be sure to Ginsu ya til there's no more skin to ya,
Boo ya who ya think you f-cking with,
Duck because here he comes again,

[Chorus]
[End]

Space Bound

(Verse 1)

We touch, I feel a rush, we clutch, it isn't much
But it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us
It's lust, it's torturous, you must be a sorceress
Cuz you just, did the impossible, gained my trust
Don't play games it'll be dangerous if you fuck me over
Cuz if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt
Cuz I've been treated like dirt befo' ya
And love is "evol", spell it backwards, I'll show ya

Nobody knows me, I'm cold, walk down this road all alone
It's no one's fault but my own, it's the path I've chosen to go
Frozen as snow, I show no emotion what'soever, so
Don't ask me why I have no love for these mufuckin' hoes

Blood-suckin' succubuses, what the fuck is up with this
I've tried in this department, but, I ain't had no luck with this
It sucks but it's exactly what I thought it would be like tryin' to start over
I've got a hole in my heart from some kind of emotional roller-coaster;
Somethin' I won't go on till yu toy with my emotions, so it's over
It's like an explosion every time I hold ya, wasn't jokin' when I told ya
You take my breath away, you're a supernova
And I'm a...

(Chorus)

I'm a space-bound rocketship and your heart's the moon
And I'm aimin' right at you
Right at you
250, 000 miles on a clear night in June
And I'm aimin' right at you
Right at you
Right at you

(Verse 2)

I'll do whatever it takes, when I'm with yu, I get the shakes
My body aches when I ain't with yu, I have zero strength
There's no limit on how far I would go, no boundaries, no lengths
Why do we say that until we get that person that we think's
Gonna be that one and then once we get 'em, it's never the same
You want 'em when they don't want you, soon as they do, feelin's change
It's not a contest and I ain't on no conquest for no mate
I wasn't lookin' when I stumbled onto you, musta been fate
But so much is at stake, what the fuck does it take, let's cut to the chase
'Fore the door shuts in your face, promise me if I cave in and break
And leave myself open that I won't be makin' a mistake
Cuz I'm a

(Chorus)

I'm a space-bound rocketship and your heart's the moon
And I'm aimin' right at you
Right at you
250, 000 miles on a clear night in June
And I'm aimin' right at you
Right at you
Right at you

(Verse 3)

So after a year and 6 months, it's no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts, never mistreated you once
I'll pour my heart out to you, let down my guard, swear to God
I'll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms
Drop to my knees and I'm bleedin', I'm tryin' to stop you from leavin'
You won't even listen, so fuck it, I'm tryin' to stop you from breathin'
I put both hands on your throat, I sit on top of you, squeezin'
Til' I snap your neck like a Popsicle stick, ain't a possible reason
I can think of to let you walk up out this house and let you live
Tears stream down both of my cheeks, now that you're goin jus git.
And before I put that gun to my temple, I told you this

(Bridge)

And I woulda did anything for you
To show you how much I adored you
But it's over now, it's too late to save our
Love
Just promise me you'll think of me
Every time you look up in the sky and see a star
Cuz I'm a

(Chorus)

I'm a space-bound rocketship and your heart's the moon
And I'm aimin' right at you
Right at you
250,000 miles and a clear night in June
And I'm so lost without you
Without you
Without you